If I had to pick to be a food, I would have to be a hot pepper. I would be a hot pepper because I am a very hot man, and I think that a hot pepper would represent me well. Also I would pick a hot pepper because not a whole lot of people like hot peppers, and if people did not like them then they would not eat me. So in that case I would get to live a long time, before I got eaten or started to get old and rot.