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My Night:
Before I go out at night to have a night on the town, I take a good hot shower and while in the shower I like sing about good, sad country songs. After the shower I brush my teeth and then put on some deodorant. Secondly I usually put on some clothes that would fit the attire of the place or thing I am planning to do for the evening. Well since I am 18 now I would for sure have to take my good cuz Shawn and hit up a strip club. The things I would see at this place would is not school appropriate so I can not share with you the different people and things I would see. Lastly at about three or four in the morning I would stumble back into my house and head straight to bed with out putting on any other clothes because of the fact I would be to tired.

Gill Grisom:
If I were this guy and I was going to go out on a night on the town, I would first take a shower and while in the shower I would sing good, sad country songs. Then with two hundred dollars I would go and find a nice, young, beautiful women and take her out to eat at a nice restaurant. Afterward I would take her site seeing of the wonderful city of New York. Following that I would drop her back off at the corner I picked her up form.

If I were the apposite gender:
Well if I were a chick and wanted to go out for a night on the town, I would first take two hours to get ready and do god knows what to get ready for that long. Then I would call up some boy in my class and be all goody goody and nice to him because after all he is the richest kid in school. Following that I would have him come and pick me up at my house in his nice car, and tell him to take me to the movies and then out to eat at a nice restaurant, and the whole time I would make him feel like he is going to get lucky that night but then at the end of the night I would ditch him and then go to my friends house and tell her about how much of a "gold digger" I am and that I should probably go to church the next day to repent my sins.

Living in the 50s:
If I were living in the 50s I would put on my big dancing shoes and bright colored shirt and tight black pants, and then I would get in my dads nice brand new shiny car and go to the dance club, which would have a huge disco ball and some sweet techno music playing. While at this dance I would probably see my all my girlfriends there and they would have the big puffy hair. After the dance I would head up town with all my friends and get a burger and shake.

Being a fish:
If I were a fish I would get ready to go out on the sea by first getting some plankton to eat. Then I would swim over to my girlfriends house and pick her up in my underwater sea car, and we would go for a drive from the east coast to the west coast and then maybe some place in between we could get married. On this nice drive I would see nasty fisherman, some scary sharks and maybe even some other fish that look just like me. Then I when I got home from the drive I would go into hibernation for a couple years.

A caveman:
If I were a caveman and I wanted to go out for a night on the who knows what you call it. I would first put on my leather clothes, and I would have showered but everyone knows that cavemen did not shower. After getting dressed I would walk out side my cave and see what is going on in the forest and then I would grab my spear and go try to find the magical pleodurodon. After I find this magical beast I would ask him were candy mountain is at, and after he told me then I would go over candy mountain bridge and me and charlie would walk up to candy mountain and then these little hudlems would come out of the cave singing me some candy song and then in the end I would probebly end up stealing charlies kidney because my little kid is dieing of kidney failure.