Tuesday, January 27, 2009

If I had a jenie in a bottle baby, just like the song, and he granted me one wish, I would have to wish for a job that required me to do absolutely tootly nothing and that I could also become a billionaire doing this job. Then with all my free time and money my lucky future wife and me could travel to a whole bunch of different, cool places around the world in my private jet. Also with all that money I could then go and buy the Oakland Raiders and try and get them a good coach, so then people would not make fun of me any more for how bad they are. If they got really good then I would sell the team to Shawn. Another big thing I would do with all that money is use a good chunk of it to start my own private association to help the poor and needy, because I think that all the people in the United States that have over a million dollars should have to give a certain percent of it to a different foundation that would help the poor and needy.

2 comments:

Crys said...

Amazingly you start out like such a smart aleck, but you end up being sincere.

Are you sure your genie would be a man though?

Keyshawn Kool Koehler said...

I love that song!